Sushi

What do you call a conically wrapped sushi?

A rice cream cone. 

Sorry for the repeated punchline, but this was a better place to use it :)

Sunflowers

Why do sunflowers tilt toward the sun?

Because they are light headed!

Subatomic puns

Scientist one: How's that subatomic particle research coming?

Scientist two: Well, we're still working out the quarks...

Thx!

I want to do a shout out to Arie Van de Graaf at Mormon Cartoonist. He makes really funny comics and inspires me to make people laugh. Here's an example:

Miss Muffet's sewing

What does Miss Muffet use to make dresses?

Tuffeta!

Prepackaged animals

What animals come prepackaged?

Bundle-bees!

Inferior lemons

Why are lemons inferior to their green counterparts?

Because they're sublime!