Contrary Blacksmith

What do you call a contrary Blacksmith?

A refuser!

Sushi violation

What kind of sushi never stops at stop signs?

A California Roll!

Crying evil

What kind of evil makes you cry?
Tear-anny!

Vegan dessert

Where is a vegan's favorite place to go out for dessert?
A rice cream parlor!

Second post! (sry)

What do you call a wandering cave man?
A meanderthal

What does an exile lean on to get down stairs?
A banish-ter!

Test pun email

This is a test of the email system for the bad-pun-of-the-day. I have no idea if replying to this email will work or not, so you may need to try multiple methods of contacting the author of this pun (or his mother).

And, for today's bad pun:

What can you say when you get hit with a shoe?

"At least I didn't get socked!"

Previous Puns

Here are some utterly terrible puns that I had come up with before I started this blog:


Did you hear about the useless sword?
It was pointless.

What do you call a rebel clone?
A doppelgangster.

What do you call an alien that crash lands in a swamp?
A Marshian.

I hope to share more jokes to make you smile in the future:).