Sushi

What do you call a conically wrapped sushi?

A rice cream cone. 

Sorry for the repeated punchline, but this was a better place to use it :)

Sunflowers

Why do sunflowers tilt toward the sun?

Because they are light headed!

Subatomic puns

Scientist one: How's that subatomic particle research coming?

Scientist two: Well, we're still working out the quarks...

Thx!

I want to do a shout out to Arie Van de Graaf at Mormon Cartoonist. He makes really funny comics and inspires me to make people laugh. Here's an example:

Miss Muffet's sewing

What does Miss Muffet use to make dresses?

Tuffeta!

Prepackaged animals

What animals come prepackaged?

Bundle-bees!

Inferior lemons

Why are lemons inferior to their green counterparts?

Because they're sublime!

Contrary Blacksmith

What do you call a contrary Blacksmith?

A refuser!

Sushi violation

What kind of sushi never stops at stop signs?

A California Roll!

Crying evil

What kind of evil makes you cry?
Tear-anny!

Vegan dessert

Where is a vegan's favorite place to go out for dessert?
A rice cream parlor!

Second post! (sry)

What do you call a wandering cave man?
A meanderthal

What does an exile lean on to get down stairs?
A banish-ter!

Test pun email

This is a test of the email system for the bad-pun-of-the-day. I have no idea if replying to this email will work or not, so you may need to try multiple methods of contacting the author of this pun (or his mother).

And, for today's bad pun:

What can you say when you get hit with a shoe?

"At least I didn't get socked!"